Alistair Stetson says

the six phases

enthusiasm

disillusionment

panic

search for the guilty

punishment of the innocent

praise for the non-participants

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

I want to go to ancient greece


Comments like this are why you’re the ‘cute’ one of us two.

what then what are you

The smart one.

I think you’re cute

Jesus, just do some work.

(Source: latinfrenchie)

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

I want to go to ancient greece


Comments like this are why you’re the ‘cute’ one of us two.

what then what are you

The smart one.

(Source: latinfrenchie)

shawnkost:

I want to go to ancient greece


Comments like this are why you’re the ‘cute’ one of us two.

(Source: latinfrenchie)

Tumblr radar is so cute, thinking we don’t know it’s paid advertising. Blocked!

martyrinmybedtonight:

youngtoff:

martyrinmybedtonight:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

everything i own is the gay size

me too

wait

how is that possible

cause we’re both gay?

this is marsh and lion too

ok

if we were the last two guys on earth and there was one woman left who would have to sleep with her

omg!!! o.o no way in hell am i going anywhere NEAR a vagina those things are creepy traps like spider webs and ewwwwww 

why don’t we just make her use a turkey baster 

like you and i get off and save the jizz and give it to her and she can put it in herself and just like.. shoot out the babies

if babies can handle being in vaginas one of us could

that’s a good plan though cos then if she’s like ‘I want money to raise your baby’

we can just say we don’t know whose baby it is and not have to give her money

but my sperm would probably beat yours

just saying

no way!! omg i can not handle being in a vagina

if your sperm is so much better you do it >C 

don’t want a kid tho

can she squeeze it in herself? if one of us has to help you can do that and we’ll just use my jizz

I AM NOT SQUEEZING YOUR JIZZ INTO HER GROSS VAJAYJAY!!!!

if we get her a squeezy thing she should be able to do it

if she can’t we’ll invent one she can use

I’m not good at making shit so it might take a few tries

we could blindfold you but then you might touch it by accident

so we’ll just need a lot of jizz for prototyping the jizz squeezer thing, I’m on it

by the way it’s called a vajina

vagina

I can’t remember how it’s fucking spelled

i’m pretty sure since sperm donors and all that stuff exists now there is some tool that makes it possible

but she probly needs someone to help her

you’re helping her then

I AM NOT GOING NEAR HER WEB OF MEAT SHAWN OMG STOP IT!! >C

gonna ask ally why you think there’s a web thing down there

can you believe he gets off on them

Why are you bringing me into this?

I don’t message my friends ‘wow I can’t believe Shawn loves a fat prick in his mouth, now discuss’.

 wait a bunch of straight guys talking about me sucking dick

why don’t you do that

and call and tell me what they said

slowly

Seriously?

I charge for that kind of service. Just use your imagination, and stop talking about this online with a seventeen year old.

what does my age have to do with you two talking bout him sucking dick / you talking with your friends about it and him getting off? i’m not even in this conversation so shut up

Thank you Remy, now all of that is associable to me.

Perhaps you should ask for a filter for your mouth when you blow out those mere eighteen candles.

don’t need a filter it’s called speaking the truth

Why don’t you buy yourself a little diary for ‘the truth’ and be quiet now so the adults may talk.

(Source: imgfave)

martyrinmybedtonight:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

everything i own is the gay size

me too

wait

how is that possible

cause we’re both gay?

this is marsh and lion too

ok

if we were the last two guys on earth and there was one woman left who would have to sleep with her

omg!!! o.o no way in hell am i going anywhere NEAR a vagina those things are creepy traps like spider webs and ewwwwww 

why don’t we just make her use a turkey baster 

like you and i get off and save the jizz and give it to her and she can put it in herself and just like.. shoot out the babies

if babies can handle being in vaginas one of us could

that’s a good plan though cos then if she’s like ‘I want money to raise your baby’

we can just say we don’t know whose baby it is and not have to give her money

but my sperm would probably beat yours

just saying

no way!! omg i can not handle being in a vagina

if your sperm is so much better you do it >C 

don’t want a kid tho

can she squeeze it in herself? if one of us has to help you can do that and we’ll just use my jizz

I AM NOT SQUEEZING YOUR JIZZ INTO HER GROSS VAJAYJAY!!!!

if we get her a squeezy thing she should be able to do it

if she can’t we’ll invent one she can use

I’m not good at making shit so it might take a few tries

we could blindfold you but then you might touch it by accident

so we’ll just need a lot of jizz for prototyping the jizz squeezer thing, I’m on it

by the way it’s called a vajina

vagina

I can’t remember how it’s fucking spelled

i’m pretty sure since sperm donors and all that stuff exists now there is some tool that makes it possible

but she probly needs someone to help her

you’re helping her then

I AM NOT GOING NEAR HER WEB OF MEAT SHAWN OMG STOP IT!! >C

gonna ask ally why you think there’s a web thing down there

can you believe he gets off on them

Why are you bringing me into this?

I don’t message my friends ‘wow I can’t believe Shawn loves a fat prick in his mouth, now discuss’.

 wait a bunch of straight guys talking about me sucking dick

why don’t you do that

and call and tell me what they said

slowly

Seriously?

I charge for that kind of service. Just use your imagination, and stop talking about this online with a seventeen year old.

what does my age have to do with you two talking bout him sucking dick / you talking with your friends about it and him getting off? i’m not even in this conversation so shut up

Thank you Remy, now all of that is associable to me.

Perhaps you should ask for a filter for your mouth when you blow out those mere eighteen candles.

(Source: imgfave)

shawnkost:

youngtoff:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

everything i own is the gay size

me too

wait

how is that possible

cause we’re both gay?

this is marsh and lion too

ok

if we were the last two guys on earth and there was one woman left who would have to sleep with her

omg!!! o.o no way in hell am i going anywhere NEAR a vagina those things are creepy traps like spider webs and ewwwwww 

why don’t we just make her use a turkey baster 

like you and i get off and save the jizz and give it to her and she can put it in herself and just like.. shoot out the babies

if babies can handle being in vaginas one of us could

that’s a good plan though cos then if she’s like ‘I want money to raise your baby’

we can just say we don’t know whose baby it is and not have to give her money

but my sperm would probably beat yours

just saying

no way!! omg i can not handle being in a vagina

if your sperm is so much better you do it >C 

don’t want a kid tho

can she squeeze it in herself? if one of us has to help you can do that and we’ll just use my jizz

I AM NOT SQUEEZING YOUR JIZZ INTO HER GROSS VAJAYJAY!!!!

if we get her a squeezy thing she should be able to do it

if she can’t we’ll invent one she can use

I’m not good at making shit so it might take a few tries

we could blindfold you but then you might touch it by accident

so we’ll just need a lot of jizz for prototyping the jizz squeezer thing, I’m on it

by the way it’s called a vajina

vagina

I can’t remember how it’s fucking spelled

i’m pretty sure since sperm donors and all that stuff exists now there is some tool that makes it possible

but she probly needs someone to help her

you’re helping her then

I AM NOT GOING NEAR HER WEB OF MEAT SHAWN OMG STOP IT!! >C

gonna ask ally why you think there’s a web thing down there

can you believe he gets off on them

Why are you bringing me into this?

I don’t message my friends ‘wow I can’t believe Shawn loves a fat prick in his mouth, now discuss’.

 wait a bunch of straight guys talking about me sucking dick

why don’t you do that

and call and tell me what they said

slowly

Seriously?

I charge for that kind of service. Just use your imagination, and stop talking about this online with a seventeen year old.

(Source: imgfave)

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

shawnkost:

martyrinmybedtonight:

everything i own is the gay size

me too

wait

how is that possible

cause we’re both gay?

this is marsh and lion too

ok

if we were the last two guys on earth and there was one woman left who would have to sleep with her

omg!!! o.o no way in hell am i going anywhere NEAR a vagina those things are creepy traps like spider webs and ewwwwww 

why don’t we just make her use a turkey baster 

like you and i get off and save the jizz and give it to her and she can put it in herself and just like.. shoot out the babies

if babies can handle being in vaginas one of us could

that’s a good plan though cos then if she’s like ‘I want money to raise your baby’

we can just say we don’t know whose baby it is and not have to give her money

but my sperm would probably beat yours

just saying

no way!! omg i can not handle being in a vagina

if your sperm is so much better you do it >C 

don’t want a kid tho

can she squeeze it in herself? if one of us has to help you can do that and we’ll just use my jizz

I AM NOT SQUEEZING YOUR JIZZ INTO HER GROSS VAJAYJAY!!!!

if we get her a squeezy thing she should be able to do it

if she can’t we’ll invent one she can use

I’m not good at making shit so it might take a few tries

we could blindfold you but then you might touch it by accident

so we’ll just need a lot of jizz for prototyping the jizz squeezer thing, I’m on it

by the way it’s called a vajina

vagina

I can’t remember how it’s fucking spelled

i’m pretty sure since sperm donors and all that stuff exists now there is some tool that makes it possible

but she probly needs someone to help her

you’re helping her then

I AM NOT GOING NEAR HER WEB OF MEAT SHAWN OMG STOP IT!! >C

gonna ask ally why you think there’s a web thing down there

can you believe he gets off on them

Why are you bringing me into this?

I don’t message my friends ‘wow I can’t believe Shawn loves a fat prick in his mouth, now discuss’.

(Source: imgfave)

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